[英语的幽默故事4 5个要有中文翻译写在手抄报上的希望笑话能]本站问题 收藏 求英语幽默故事。 10 标签：幽默 故事，英语，幽默 英语英语。幽默幽默。故事故事。 然后要有点难度的阿~ 不要太常见的欧~~ 还有要带翻译。 . 回答：11 人气：11 解决...+阅读
Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking. 老师正在讲课，彼得打起瞌睡来了。 Teacher: Peter!Tell us, what's the biggest in the world？ 老师：彼得！你说说，世界上什么最大？ Peter: Well, well....eyelids.... 彼得： 嗯……嗯……眼皮…… Teacher: What?Eyelids？ 老师：什么？眼皮？ Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world. 彼得：是的，老师。因为我眼睛一闭，眼皮就把世界上所有的东西都遮住了...
求英语幽默故事
Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, ＂What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?＂ ＂Well, my son,＂ his father replied, ＂look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk.＂ ＂But, dad,＂ the boy said, ＂ there's only ONE policeman！＂ 醉酒 一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！”
英语的幽默故事4 5个要有中文翻译写在手抄报上的希望笑话能
本站问题 收藏 求英语幽默故事。 10 标签：幽默 故事，英语，幽默 英语英语。幽默幽默。故事故事。
然后要有点难度的阿~
不要太常见的欧~~
还有要带翻译。 . 回答：11 人气：11 解决时间：2009-04-11 13:14 检举 I'm Trying to Stop It ＂Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?＂ ＂No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it.＂ “孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了吗？” “没有，老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。” “I'm sorry ,Madam ,but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .” “Twenty d ollars! Why ,I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!” “Yes ,but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .” “对不起，夫人，为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。” “20美元！为什么？不是说好只要4美元。” “是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四个病人吓跑了。” TWO: Teacher:We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now,can anyone give me a good example? John:Well ,in the summer the days are long,and in the winter the days are short. 老师：我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在，谁给我举个例子？ 约翰：嗯，在夏天天都长，在冬天天都短。 The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:＂Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?＂ ＂I'll venture an answer, ＂ said an old lady. ＂We have worn them off sitting here so long.＂. 教进化论的老师已经滔滔不绝地讲了快两个小时，他的话题又来了：“让我向进化论者提个问题——如果我们曾经像狒狒那样长着尾巴，那么现在尾巴到哪里去了？” “我来试试看，”一位老太太说。 “该是我们在这里坐这么久把它们磨掉了吧。”
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