[有趣英语幽默小故事小学]有趣英语幽默小故事：跛腿Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk.两个人在人行道上分别拖着自己的右腿，相向...+阅读
The pony lives in the green grass bacterium bacterium very beautiful brook side with his mother.In addition to the mother leads river to send the time of food for the village of river opposite shore, he always follows behind nearby closely at the mother. He leads of very happy, the time passed by by leap and bound. One day, the mother calls the pony to say nearby:＂Pony, you have already grown up, can work for mother.You sent to the village inside of river opposite shore to this bag food to go today.＂ The pony promised very happily.His wore a food to arrive at a brook side by leap and bound.But there is no bridge on river, oneself can drip pass by.Can not know again river water have much deep?Hesitant medium of once the pony raise head, seeing just at not the distance eat the cow uncle of grass.The pony ran hurriedly to inquire about in the past:＂The uncle of the cow, do you know that water in the river isn't deeply deep?＂ The cow uncle starts to stand his that high and big body to say with smile:＂Not deep, not deep.Just arrive my calf.＂The pony runs to return to river bank to prepare once dripping river goes to happily.He just on exceeding a leg heard a voice say suddenly:＂Pony, the pony doesn't descend to go to, this river can deeply.＂The pony bends over to look below, is an originally small squirrel.The small squirrel raises her beautiful tail, circle eyes of the circle, say very in earnest: ＂One of my colleague drops carelessly the first 2 day into the inside of the river, river water walk his book.＂Pony a listenned to have no idea.The cow uncle says river water shallow, the small squirrel says river water deeply, how can this do?Have to return to ask a mother. Mother Ma3 sees pony low from afar head the 驮 wear a food and came back.Wishing him must be meet a difficulty, faced to ask in the past
求一个英语小故事幽默点的大概讲两分钟时间的
It was winter, and Mrs Miller wanted to do a lot of shopping She waited until it was Saturday, when her husband was free, and she took him to the shops with her to pay for everything and to carry for her what she had bought. They went to a lot of shops, and Mrs. Miller bought everything she could think of. She often stopped and said“Look,Peter! Isn't that beautiful?”
Mr Miller then answered,“All right, my dear. How much is it?”and he took money out to buy it for her.
It was almost dark when they came out of the last shop, and Mr Miller was tired. He was thinking about a nice drink by the side of a warm fire at home. Suddenly his wife looked up at the sky and said.“Look at that beautiful moon, Peter!”
Without stopping. Mr Miller answered at once.“All right, dear. How much is it?”Then he took his wallet（钱包）out of his pocket.
这个够搞笑够简单了
求助英语2分钟的幽默故事
A BIG E-mail Mistake
一封致命的邮件
An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.
Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Your Loving Husband.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.
一位伊利若州男子离开 冰天雪地的芝加哥到佛罗 里达州度假.他的妻子正在外地公干，准备到时候在佛州会合.该男子到了佛州，驻进酒店，就急忙给他妻子发电子邮件.但是他将太太的网址打错一个字母，结果这封邮件发到了一位牧师太太手里，她的丈夫前一天刚过世，她为此在伤心欲绝.当她打开这封错发来的邮件时，惨叫一声，两腿一蹬，死了.
邮件是这样写的：
亲爱的，
我刚来报到.正准备迎接你明天的到来.
爱你的夫君
对了，这下面真的好热唉.（Illinois是美国东部一个州.冬天很冷.Florida在美国南部，一年气候都比较热. ）
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