[幽默的英语故事]小学生英语故事：鸡蛋在哪里Where is the egg?Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word egg?Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.Teacher:Then where is...+阅读
Earlier, Nepal Himalayas in southern parts of very few foreigners involved. Subsequently, many Japanese to tourism here, it is said that this is derived from a youthful honesty. One day, several Japan photographer requested the local a young generation to buy beer, teenager ran for 3 hours. Next day, the boy volunteered to buy beer for them again. The photographer gave him a lot of money, but the juvenile has not come back until the third day the afternoon. So the photographers talking are of the view that the young money defrauded. The third night, the juvenile has opened the door to photographer. Originally, he only bought 4 bottles of beer, then he has turned over a mountain, bought another 6 bottle only over a river, broke 3 bottle when the returns. He cried, broken glass in hand, returned to the small change to the photographer, the people present are moved. The story touched many foreigners. Later, more and more tourists here sth
急需一篇带翻译的超搞笑的英语幽默小故事
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. ＂They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, even the brake pedal!＂ he cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time ＂Never mind,＂ the drunk said with a hiccup, ＂I got in the back seat by mistake.＂
一个醉汉打电话给警察局，报告小偷光顾了他的车，“他们偷走了仪表盘、方向盘，甚至连刹车脚板都偷走了。”
然而在警察还没有开始调查时，电话又一次响了起来，“没事了”，醉汉打着嗝说，“我不小心坐到了后坐上。”
I'm Trying to Stop It ＂Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected？＂ “孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了吗？” ＂No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other, so I am trying to stop it.＂ “没有，老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。” I work for 7up＂！ 我可是在七喜公司工作呀
Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, ＂Congratulations, you got twins.＂ The man said ＂How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins.＂ After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, ＂Congratulations, you got triplets.＂ Man was like ＂Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the ＂3 musketeers.＂ Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says
＂Congratulations, you got twins x2.＂ Man is happy and says, ＂Ironic, I work for the hotel ＂4 Seasons.＂ All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, ＂What's wrong? I work for 7up＂!
四个好朋友在医院里碰面了，他们的妻子正在生产.护士过来对第一个男人说：＂恭喜，你得了双胞胎.＂男人说：＂多奇怪呀，我是明尼苏达双子队的经理.＂过了一会儿，护士过来对第二个男人说：＂恭喜，你得了三胞胎.＂男人很喜欢：＂嗯，又巧了.我是3M公司的董事.＂最后，护士跑来对第三个男人说：＂恭喜，你得了2对双胞胎.＂男人很开心地说：＂真令人啼笑皆非，我为四季宾馆工作.＂他们三个都很高兴，但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁，咒骂上帝并用头撞墙.他们问他有什么不对劲，他回答道：＂什么不对劲？我可是在七喜公司工作呀！＂
有关有趣的英文故事大约要500字左右
Pig look in the mirror
Pig's face is always dirty.
Piglet birthday that day, his friend Bunny gave him a mirror, asking him out the door according to a photo a day, ＂so you can know where their faces are dirty, you can wipe off the dirty.＂
The next morning, in order to prevent the mirror lights up the dirty, the pig washed my face in a clean net.
But when he was about to look in the mirror.When flying a fly, throw bombs, like flies to feces that fell on the mirror. In this way, the mirror of the pig has become a dirty pig.
Pig quickly towel to Calian. Rub one, according to a mirror is always indelible ... ... how?
＂Pig!＂ Bunny to play called the pig.
Piglet said: ＂Wait a minute, I do not wipe my face is not out of the house.＂
＂Yes.＂ Bunny on the door and so on. However, such a long time has not seen pig out meters.
Rabbit into a view, only this find out how it was.
＂Pig Yeah, you are wrong,＂ said Bunny flies into a mirror on the pig feces to see, ＂is a dirty mirror, your face has been wiped clean very very clean.＂
From that point on, whenever the pig in the mirror and see the mirror of the pig's face is dirty, he thought: ＂This is a dirty mirror, my face is very on the net.＂
Therefore, despite the pig in the mirror every day, he was a dirty pig.
n this way, the mirror of the pig has become a dirty pig.
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