[经典的生日祝福语给朋友整点搞笑幽默的祝福]祝你：福如东海老王八，寿比南山大石头 你的生日到了， 我决定送你一件礼物：请在桌前坐好，放一笔记本在桌上，然后下巴放在本子上，这就是我送你的笔记本垫脑了！喜欢吗？收好了，不许傻笑！生日...+阅读
英语幽默故事：大脑袋
All the kids make fun of methe boy cried to his mother。They say I he a big head
有的孩子都拿我开玩笑，小男孩哭着跟妈妈说：他们说我长了一个大脑
Dont listen to them。his mother forted him。You he a beautiful head .Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes
别听他们的，他妈妈安慰说：你的脑袋长得很漂亮。好了，别哭了，去商店买10磅土豆来。
Wheres the shopping bag?
购物袋在哪?
I hent got one,use your hat。
我没有购物袋，就用你的帽子吧。
英语幽默小故事：逼真的戏剧
Real Play When I taught the introduction-to-theater course at North Dakota State University, I required my students to attend the university theaters current production and write a critique. After viewing a particularly fine performance, one student wrote: The play was so real, I thought I was actually sitting on my couch at home, watching it on television.
逼真的戏剧 我在北达科他州立大学教戏剧入门课时，要求学生们去看学校剧团当时的演出，并写一篇评论。看了一场极为精彩的演出后，一名学生写道：这部戏剧是如此逼真，以致于我认为我自己是坐在家里的沙发上，从电视上看到的。
英语幽默故事：慎许心愿
Be Careful What You Wish For
A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.
During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.
The wife wanted to trel around the world. The fairy wed her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.
Next, it was the husbands turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, Well, Id like to he a woman 30 years younger than me.
The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was niy.
慎重许愿
一对结婚25周年的夫妻在庆祝他们六十岁的生日。他们恰好在同一天出生。
庆祝活动中，一位仙女出现了。她说，由于他们是已经结婚25年的恩爱夫妻，因此她给许给这对夫妻每个人一个愿望。
妻子想周游世界。仙女招了招手。呯!的一声，她的手中出现了一张票。
接下来该丈夫许愿了。他犹豫片刻，害羞地说，那我想要一位比我年轻30岁的女人。
仙女拾起了魔术棒。呯!，他变成了90岁。
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