[英语励志故事带翻译 100字至200字]Can save itself A person in the shelter under the eaves, Kuan Yin is to see through umbrella. The man said: ＂The Goddess of Mercy, Purdue creatures like you, tak...+阅读
1.One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer,＂ I see that your pig likes apples, but isn＂t that quite a waste of time?＂ The farmer replied,＂ What＂s time to a pig?＂
2.The mean man's party
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party.Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment,he said,＂Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow.When the door open,push with your foot.＂
＂Why use my elbow and foot?＂
＂Well,gosh,＂ was the reply,＂You're not coming empty-hangded,are you?
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