[经典英语电影对白]Got up on the wrong side of life today yeah 今天已经走向生活错误的方向 Crashed the car and I'm gonna be really late 把车给撞了，我也真的要迟到了~ My phone doesn't...+阅读
Three Surgeons 三个有名的外科医生 Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills. ＂A man came to me who had his hand cut off,＂ said one. ＂Today that man is a concert violinist.＂ ＂That's nothing,＂ said another. ＂A guy came to me who had his legs cut off. I stitched them back on, and today that man is a marathon runner.＂ ＂I can top both of you,＂ said the third. ＂One day I came on the scene of a terrible accident. There was nothing left but a horse's posterior - and a pair of glasses. Today that man is seated in United States Senate.＂ 三个有名的外科医生正在吹嘘他们的技术。“一个人断了一只手，他来找我，”一个说，“如今那个人是个音乐会的小提琴手。” “这算不了什么，”另一个说。“一个家伙两条腿断了，他来找我，我将它们接了回去。如今，那人是马拉松选手。” “我比你们两个都强，”第三个说，“一天，我碰到一起可怕的车祸。除了一个马屁股，和一幅眼睛，什么都没有留下。如今，那人坐在美国参议院里。” 一天3个人比赛射击。A,50步射中某人头上的苹果说：I am A。B,100步射中说：I am B。C,150步，开枪后说：I am sorry.
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